Goat Ville Achievements
The standard map of Goat Simulator has 21 Achievements to unlock. They are as pointless as the game itself, so of course you’ll want to complete them all.
Here they are, in no particular order.
Angel Goat
Don’t harm anyone or destroy property for 5 minutes.
Involuntary QA
Press the tilde key to open the console, type “beginBVT” without the quotations, and press Enter.
Cardio kills your gains
Drop a human on a treadmill. The house near the spawn area has one in the garage.
LOEK master
Use the trampoline to get to the tree house near where you spawn. Look for a statue of a monster and lick it.
Pedestrian
Find the Walker statue in a room on the second floor of the house near the spawn area and lick it.
Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?
Bring the statues from the LOEK master and Pedestrian Achievements to the pentagram in the mountain. You’ll also need to drag the robot hidden inside the container held up by the crane on the construction site. Once all three items are on the pentagram, something horrible will happen to your goat.
Finally
Climb the goat tower (close to where you spawn) and walk inside the highest doorway. Once in the castle, jump on the throne.
Goat Queen
As the Angel Goat, climb the goat tower (close to where you spawn) and walk inside the highest doorway. Once in the castle, jump on the throne.
Devil Goat
Once you complete the Goat Castle quest, you acquire the power to summon servants. Find a red pentagram at the top of a mountain (near the Coffee Stain Studios house). Stand on it, press R a few times, and then wait a few seconds.
Alexander Goatstafsson
Locate the blood ring in the grassy field. Knock all the goats out of the circle to win. It doesn’t matter if you get knocked out. Stand up and keep fighting.
What is its purpose?
Find Stonehenge and knock down every rock.
Click here for the rest of Goat Ville’s Achievements.