Hedge
What it does: It takes up a lot of space and patently refuses to contain hedgehogs. What a rip.
How to make it:
Don’t even worry about that. They’re everywhere.
What it makes:
Chuck an Ax at this beast and reduce it to a more manageably sized and useful piece of Wood.
Or if you don’t have an Ax but way too many Hedges, you can get five of them together to make a piece of Wood. One. Measly. Piece.