Video Blips: Yakuza 4, Double Fine’s Stacking, Pigsy’s Perfect 10, and More

The Engish-language Yakuza 4 trailer confirms my suspicions: Bad deeds done by bad men are universal — nothing is lost in translation.

Video Blips:

• I just watched this Yakuza 4 trailer, but I'm not really sure what happened. The narrator gave me a tour of the shady Tokyo underworld…and I think he then recruited me to join the gang.

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Continue after the break for the debut trailer of the latest Double Fine Productions game, Stacking, a preview of the "Pigsy's Perfect 10" downloadable content for Enslaved: Odyssey to the West, and the launch trailer for the ultraviolent Splatterhouse.

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• Double Fine Productions plans to deliver the ultimate nesting-doll experience with Stacking. They also throw in a couple of fart jokes for good measure.

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• Enslaved: Odyssey to the West's Pigsy wants to construct a robotic "friend." Judging by the logo for the DLC, the swine is looking for female companionship. Oh, the many ways this could go terribly wrong.

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• In Splatterhouse, a young Harry Potter look-alike wears the Terror Mask to transform into a muscular, monster-killing maniac. Can this mask also cure his acne and crippling social anxiety? You'll have to play to find out.

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