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You jump off of the cliff and aim for the lake as best you can. In a stunning display of Olympic prowess, you do a reverse triple with a twist and aim your hands towards the water. You realize too late that the water here is only about 3 feet deep and, as you attempt to burrow through solid rock and fail, the last thing that passes through your mind is…
your asshole.
Seriously, did you really think that was going to end well?
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