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The year is over, the cruise ship has come back and either left you to your own devices (or a quick burial) or picked you up and and whisked you to life-preserver humping freedom. 

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Alex R. Cronk-Young: "My Adventure is Better Than Yours"

Alex brings us an adventure of killing the bear/shark with it's own ridiculousness, and then living out a gamer's dream: doing absolutely nothing but playing video games in a small room –in a house they don't own– and eating reconstituted/freeze-dried food. But never fear, his fleshlight is near. I just…hope he can find some clean water that isn't filled with salt to clean it out.  

Andrew Hiscock: "My Adventure is Chosen"

Andrew brings us the seizure of the end-boss's lair for his rum and spear-gun filled enjoyment. Leave it to a scuba-diver to actually be able to exist and catch real food on an island out in the middle of nowhere. 

Matt Giguere "What Happened to Ralph"

Matt brings us the darker side of the island and its magic, as well as the only thing worse than a bear riding a land-shark: a zombified one. Although his fears haunt him through his stay, his wheat vodka and cranberries should be sufficient enough to make his own drunken real-life tetris game.