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My sister Vicki really wanted to get in on my blog action after she watched Microsoft's keynote with me. I acquiesced when she promised to hook me up with her hot friend. Enjoy.

Hey, you guys! Kinect is so totally awesome and innovative. Did you see the stuff Microsoft was showing this year? OH EM GEE, YOU GUYS!

It's so much more than a Wii sensor for your Xbox. It, like, totally does voice too! The super cute BioWare rep showed how amazing Mass Effect 3 was with its ground breaking voice command stuff. I was so excited, you guys. Can you imagine reading out loud all the dialogue choices for a 35 hour game?

*Squeal*

Then Disneyland Adventures! Wow, you guys! You can totally run around a fake Disneyland instead of going to the real thing! I can't wait to imagine what churros smell like, even though my family totally has like year passes to Disneyland. I'd so rather go to this one and wait in pretend line-ups for pretend rides. How awesome is that, you guys!

Katy Perry has a Kinect too! When I saw my idol up on the big screen getting ready for Dance Central 2, I nearly lost it. I had to call my BFF Tiffany and tell her to check Gametrailers ASAP. I was all like, "TIFFANY, KATY PERRY IS IN A VIDEO AT E3!" Then we both screamed as loud as we could for like 10 minutes.

I can't wait, you guys. My brother Rick is buying a Kinect for me next week (after I promised to hook him up with my friend Wendy — who is kind of skanky, just between you and me). He's, like, gonna put the Kinect together or whatever and show me how to turn on the Xbox. I'M SO EXCITED.

It's so great that Microsoft takes the time to tell us all about Kinect and less on that boring stuff like Gears of War 3. Nobody cares about core games except silly Nintendo. I won't touch those kind of games until they work with Kinect. Like, who wants to play with a controller? So nerdy.

Are you guys excited as I am? Imagine what they'll do next! Oh em gee, if they make a Kinect Bieber game, I'll like totally die.

♥ Vicki ♥