Everyone loves E3 awards. Heck, even we can’t resist the urge to pick our favorite games from the trade show.
But we also like to highlight other, more standout things from the conference. That’s why we have the non-awards, which lets us celebrate (and mock) everything from the lines of the show to shameful wastes of paper.
You’ll find all of our non-awards from this year’s E3 below.
The happiest press conference surprise
Above: It’s a bit too heavy to carry around E3.
The developer who took his game too seriously
Best consensual groping on the show floor
Above: That guy in the back wants to touch you.
Oops, it did it again — the cursed Uncharted 4 stage demo
The best dumb reasons to get excited about Super Mario Maker
Worst Star Fox game I think I’m still going to buy
Above: Star Fox Zero doesn’t seem to have a whole lot going for it outside of its motion controls.
Best VR introduction I could have hoped for