Gears of War: Judgment
All right, this one’s called Gears of War: Judgment. It’s, like, the fourth Gears of War game.
What world war is this?
Oh, this is after a war with aliens. Actually, this is during it.
Well, I don’t believe in aliens.
Oh. Well, this game says they exist.
Well, they don’t. What’s “Emergency Day?”
No, Emergence Day. That’s when the aliens came.
Oh. I thought it was Emergency Day. No wonder the world is screwed up with all you kids.
These guns have chainsaws on them.
Oh, my gosh. So you can saw a tree while killing somebody?
Actually, you use them on people.
So it has two purposes.
It’s a multitool.
Was that the Blessed Mother?!
No!
I think it was a statue of the Blessed Mother!
No, it was not.
Yes, it was. The girl looks like a guy.
What did you think of that one?
Nah. I don’t like any of them so far. It’s all blood and gore.