If a military brochure ever touted basejumping as an incentive for enlisting, I'd laugh in disbelief — before plummeting to my doom in Battlefield 3 after fudging the parachute button.
Video Blips:
• "So then the base commander says, 'Why don't we stick our equipment on the tallest and most desolate mountain peak known to man and hurl ourselves off it when attacking?' Genius." In other news, I need a high-quality version of Battlefield 3's audio blast so I can play it whenever I successfully use the toilet or balance my checkbook.
Continue after the break for the puzzles and pyrotechnics of Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception, Rockstar's gratitude for a decade of criminal debauchery with Grand Theft Auto 3: 10th Anniversary Edition, and Zombie Apocalypse: Never Die Alone's disco boombox.
• This trailer for Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception is brought to you by sand — lots of it. I'm ecstatic I can now cross off "Work in non-lame Aladdin reference" in my Checklist of Life.
• Cecilia Fusco's "O Mio Babbino Caro" returns alongside Grand Theft Auto 3: 10th Anniversary Edition footage in a near-faithful reproduction of the original PlayStation 2 commercial. It's a good thing I can relieve the dangerously high levels of nostalgia with my very own Claude doll.
• Swap those boring guns for a friendly jam session, MacGyver'd turret, or holy hand grenade in Zombie Apocalypse: Never Die Alone. I've seen exotic locations for an undead invasion before, but a Canadian island?