I wonder how humanity constantly falls for the "hidden android" motif in science-fiction stories. Robots tend to paint a giant bullseye on their backs with their fits of the crazy.
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Continue after the break for the multiplayer mechanical mayhem of Armored Core 5, the lavishly detailed timesinks of Final Fantasy 13-2, and toying with Darth Vader's patience in Kinect Star Wars.
• Armored Core 5's multiplayer places the reins of blocky weapons-laden robots in the hands of you and your buddies. If I live long enough to witness bouncing mechs laser-carving their insignia against the side of a building, I'll probably flee in terror while cheering with blind nerd joy.
• Final Fantasy 13-2's optional activities provide sufficient distraction from saving the world using oddly shaped weapons. The apocalypse can wait. I'm hitting the slots.
• This Kinect Star Wars trailer signifies the admittedly entrancing lightsaber sound in the most ridiculous way possible. "Swing and a miss" couldn't be a more perfect taunt for Darth Vader.
