Even a hardened hero with the soul of dragons feels the urge for some chicanery every so often. Hilarity ensues.
Video Blips:
• The Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim offers multiple methods of caving someone's face in. This is probably the end result of hearing "Dovahkiin" mispronounced one too many times.
Continue after the break for the absence of surrender in Assassin's Creed: Revelations, a stunt just for zombies in Saints Row: The Third, and Abobo's Big Adventure for his lost son.
• Assassin's Creed: Revelations' Ezio Auditore tires of pursuing enigmatic secrets. Why? Because enigmatic secrets don't gurgle a cry of anguish when you slice their neck open.
• Lackwit zombies somehow snag the best seats for a wicked stunt jump in Saints Row: The Third. Bonus Bitmob points if you can guess where Professor Genki's jig at the start of the trailer came from.
• Abobo's Big Adventure pays homage to retro classics with one seriously enraged father. This trailer also teaches us that not even cats can survive a large, muscle-bound man plummeting onto them from space.