I don’t like this game much. We could never see eye to eye. I struggled to the end of the story much to my nerves disagreement and then we went out separate ways. Until recently. I thought I should give our relationship one last chance and sadly, the game was a bitch and I dumped it’s ass. The problem was to do with the things that made this game so good – the freedom and realism…
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So, positives … well, it’s pretty for a start. I think this must be the first game I played that was in a modern open-world setting where you
could do almost anything. I loved being able to dress up my little Russian man Niko Bellic, buy him guns and see him go from a poor, unfortunate, quite boring guy, to a rich gangster type who rolled around in a suit – black jacket, shoes and trousers, white shirt, and a red tie. Remind you of anyone? – and was generally the sickest person in Liberty City.
I liked the story. I’m a slightly mysterious Russian fellow who travels to America to live with my cousin Roman but gets caught up into basically killing people and getting a shit load of money. I have a variety of people I can work for, some more distasteful than others, but I can also date, and stuff. On the whole if you don’t like the story, there isn’t really much you can do.
I also like the realism of the game – if you kick up a big enough shit storm, the police will come after you bring the FBI in along with a 6 star rating, if you were the same clothes for a long time people on the street will notice and make comments, some criticise your dress sense. In fact, I was on a date with Michelle once and she said she liked my dirty trainers, track pants and puffy brown jacket but next time we went out I’d got all dressed up in a suit and tie, real fancy shoes and she said it was hideous! “Did you get dressed in the dark before you came out? Where did you get those shoes, the 1850s? Did you bring that jacket with you from Russia?” No Michelle, I went to Perseus and spent $3000! What a ho.
Enough of this kindness! It’s time for bullying*, yay! *I still don’t condone bullying*
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Another grumble I have was the lack of other things to do when taking a time out from the story, there’s only so many women I can date at any one time and you have to leave it a few in-game hours before they want to see your face again, there’s only so much ammo I can carry and only so many clothes I am willing to buy. It’s good that there are a lot of people that need my help but it’s always illegal in some way. Why can’t I be a nice boy that doesn’t shoot people or facilitate drug dealers? It would be a boring game, that’s why.
I mentioned the police earlier and that is something I don’t like. I get them chasing me for a few minutes when I accidentally nudge their car a little when reversing but there is no sign of the flashing lights when I run over 20 people, or when I actually want them so I can steal their car. Talk about keeping the people safe…
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You can call me sexist (don’t and I’m not sexist FYI) but I like to play as a woman in games when I can. I like the customization and sometimes I will complete the game all over again as the opposite gender to see how the game differs based on your sex. I’m sure you’ve already figured out that this is a grumble but I just don’t like the fact that I’m forced to be a man with a set voice, set face, set hair style and colour and with limited clothing options. I love creating crazy outfits on a man that are meant for a woman and vice versa, but I also love dressing them up to look like the sexiest damn thing that has ever walked the streets of the made up cities in which the game is set.
I briefly talked about dating further up and I love that about this game. Obviously a hot-shot gangster like Nico is going to want and attract certain lady friends and I love being able to take them out when and where I want. However, this is the grumble/bully section so here are the problems: (this goes for the friends too) they always call when I’m busy during a mission, right at the worst possible time. For example, a girl will ring me when I’m pinned down with limited ammo and health, surrounded by 20 or so guys, asking me if I want to go bowling. I politely decline and ring her back when I’m finished, only to be refused. I also don’t like that you can’t really take it any further than a date, apart from going back to her place and looking at a view of the city while she slightly moans about me being great or something. That’s all fine and dandy but it gets tiresome and unenjoyable when I take the same girl out to the same place and she says the same things. It just saps the fun outta dating.
Health. Health is key to any game and the way it is done in this game is pretty poor. You have a little bar at the bottom of the screen which is so easily missed. The only way to get back to full health is by sleeping or buying food from a stand on the street. This would be a good idea except the hot dog/burger guy IS NEVER THERE! And there doesn’t seem to be any when you need them. Sleeping makes sense but how am I supposed to sleep when my apartment is all the way on the other side of the map? It’s ridiculous that you can’t carry food with you (like you can on Saints Row 1 and 2).
I think I’m all outta grumbles for now so I’ll summarise: it is a good game on the whole – good story, vast amounts of freedom and good voice acting, with (be it limited) customization, but there are major drawbacks – poor car controls, nothing really to do other than story, not much development in certain areas, and stupid health arrangements. I would recommend this game but it takes a lot of time and patience so if you’re hot-headed, it ain’t the game for you.
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Seriously, I haven’t rage quited this much before in my life.