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I’ve heard from many people that I’m a sociopath. That’s not exactly true. Sure, I say things that could convince many, but it’s all in the games. They…they make me do it. I swear I didn’t kill her, officer. Honestly!
#5 – Brothers in Arms: Hells Highway
A great game by all means, but the slow-mo headshots and incredibly graphic grenade kills are perfect for a budding serial killer. Or me. Either way, I’ve done some despicable things to German soldiers.
#4 – Hitman: Blood Money
This game is all about being the most efficient killer in various quasi-realistic situations. I like to spice it up, however, with mass murder and corpse arrangement. I find the sound of bullets entering the human body to be quite exciting.
#3 – Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory
This game isn’t necessarily even sociopathic by nature. You’re, in fact, rewarded upon completing a mission with no kills. Needless to say, I have no such reward. I enjoy taking a man hostage, pulling my pistol out and then waiting behind another man, holding my pistol to his head. Then, if he notices, I pull the trigger. Sometimes it takes a few second, sometimes minutes. Either way, I will wait.
#2 – Far Cry 2
Again, this game is just a standard first person shooter with a great story. It’s my own screwed up head that makes this game creepy. I’ve shot mens’ knees out with shotguns before slowly making my rounds, executing each one in the head with a single pistol shot. I’ve also torched crippled men with molotov cocktails. Sometimes I slash them with my machete and back over their incapacitated bodies with my heavy Jeep. Then I laugh.
#1 – Grand Theft Auto 4
What’s more sociopathic than stabbing a man until he relinquishes his money, then taking the money and running? Well, for instance, you could return to that same man a few days later and follow him until he becomes bothered. Then you shoot him until the police arrive to stop you. But you don’t stop. You don’t stop until they come within a few feet to arrest you. Then you pull a grenade out, remove the pin, and smile.The pigs haven’t won today, oh no, the pigs certainly haven’t won.