Trying to describe something intangible is like attempting to tie a perfect double-windsor while bombarding a moving target with a barrage of bullets from your mother's favorite uzi after being thrown from a passenger jet at 37 000 feet.
It's not impossible, it's just really frikken' hard to do.
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